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This ad only applies to men who can speak and write English. 

  • We are a married swinging couple who have been in the scene for many years. ( Jo since 2000, David since 1974)
  • We live in the mountains behind Alicante, in a Andalucian style farmhouse, in a village called Caudete.
  • We like to meet people for fun, but since coming to Spain have found it difficult to find people that meet our fantasies.
  • Rather than look for couples right now, we have decided to look for just males.
  • We are a down to earth couple who like a drink and a laugh as well as a good shagging.

Meet Jo and David for sex

So this is our current advert:

 Jo is

    • Female 
    • 36
    • Passive
    • Bisexual
    • 5'4" tall (164 cms)
    • smoker

 

 David is

  • Male 
  • 52
  • Passive
  • Straight (Heterosexual)
  • 5'11" tall (181 cms)
  • non smoker

 

 You must be:

  • Able to speak English
  • 20 - 45 years old
  • Good Looking
  • Good Body
  • Clean Shaved
  • Able to perform in  group sex situations
  • (Willing to be photographed is a bonus)
  • Happy to lick her wet pussy until JoJo cums
  • Able to last more than 2 or 3 minutes and/or be a repeater

You can be:

  • Any Nationality, any colour or any religion (as long as you can speak English)
  • A small group or males (up to 5 men)

 

 We will:

  • Travel to meet you in Alicante, Albacete, Murcia or Valencia provinces
  • Accommodate you if you want to come to us
  • We can meet most day times and evenings if we have time to arrange a child minder
  • Jo will meet men 1 on 1, but only after she has met them first time with David

 

 Our Likes:

Jo likes.... 

  • lots of oral
  • massages likes men to cum
  • risky (public and semi public) sex
  • bareback sex (preffered)
  • in her pussy, on her body or in her mouth but not in a condom or on the floor
  • likes to go dancing - so dancers will score well
  • small groups of guys at the same time
  • the doggy position
  • spit roasts
  • Vodka and Red Bull (at weekends only)

David likes....

  • likes to watch and play with Jo while she is being fucked
  • likes to collect a sticky Jo from a date and play with her while she tells him what she did
  • Red Wine (at weekends only)

 

 We don't:

  • Meet on the beach
  • Go dogging
  • Meet in a swingers club
  • Meet unless you send us a facial picture
  • Chat on MSN or Yahoo
  • Jo will not meet on her own first time.
  • Change our mind, if we say NO, we mean NO. If we have turned you down in the past, please do not write to us again.

 

To meet us:

Send a letter to Jo In English only, at This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it ,

In your letter tell her

  • Why we should meet you
  • Where you are based
  • What you like and don't like
  • If you can come to us
  • Attach a full length picture and a picture of your face.

To find out more about us visit our website at www.joanddavid.com

 

 And Finally:

  • Follow our guidelines above and we will always respond. 
  • If you dont send a picture of your face, or just send cock shots, we will not respond.
  • If you are over 45 or under 20 we will not respond.
  • If you just send a phone number or msn address we will not respond.